stfuconservatives:

californiacornbread:

(Note: I’m drunk. So typo’s might happen.)

Many of you have some common misconceptions about rape, what it means to rape someone, and how rape happens. I think that’s just ridiculous. Everyone needs to have the right idea about it - because feminists are being fucking stupid and inane about this. I can’t stand their shit. So let’s get real about rape.

1. If you’re dressed up like a slut, you’re more likely to fuck. That’s right. I said it. Quit dressing up like a whore if you’re not down to suck a dick. Act like I don’t have hormones. Yeah, that’s cool. Just flash those titties all over the place. And if you’ve got 10 shots in you later in the night, we might as well call it consent.

2. There’s no such thing as “slut shaming”. Sluts are just sluts. If you fuck around, I’m going to know about it. I’m not trying to catch some shit in your petri-dish pussy. Condoms only go so far, and condoms are for pussies anyway. (See that double entendre there?)

3. People do stupid shit when they’re on drugs. It’s not rape if everyone is just fucked up and makes mistakes. I’m not saying I’ve ever fucked a fat chick, but I’ve seen friends make mistakes. Trust me, the bullshit he’s going to catch from his homeboys isn’t shit compared to the fact that you got fucked up and sodomized.

4. Quit calling it a “rape baby”. I know it’s your right to choose - but “R.B.” is a rough nickname to carry. Just sayin’.

5. Don’t act like it hasn’t happened before. Bad shit happens to people that were already victims. If you got raped, it’s probably just because your uncle fucked you in the basement and now you attract shitty people. So you can say it’s not your fault - but it really is.

6. Quit screaming rape just because you’re embarrassed about loving black dick. I’ve seen enough of my homeboys go to prison because you’re being laughed at by your friends. You’ve got a thing for dark penis. Deal with it. Don’t send another n****a to prison. That’s just fucked up.

7. If you’re on the rag, just give a blowjob. No one wants a rust-fuck. Make the whole room smell like a handful of pennies? I think not. Fuck that. I’m not into iron fucking. So if you get fucked up, and you’re bleeding from your pussy, just suck a dick. Be a champ. It’s part of being a woman. Be proud.

I am too fucking tired to tear this apart, so I’m just leaving it here.

I’m mostly reblogging it to ensure that this is forever.

-Joe

You might just want to change your tumblr name now and save us the effort.

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