February 2010
11 posts
Why I suck
I’ve been thinking as to why I’m such an emotionless asshole sometimes. Why I can’t relate to people, or give any half assed advice.
I’m attributing it to the fact that i was bullied day in day out for 8 straight years. Threatened to be beaten up, insulted, teachers turning a blind eye to it, all led to me having almost no interpersonal skills. I can’t relate to...
January 2010
13 posts
Sorry that I like to be cohesive in my rants
Lookbook
Jesus H Christ people, if you have a blog, it’s about you. I don’t give two shits about what you enjoy wearing, or what you want to wear. I’m quite confident that NOBODY ELSE DOES EITHER.
So I’m going to ask that they do all of us a favor. Either stop doing that lookbook shite, delete your tumblr, fap to it OFF OF tumblr, or any combination of the three.
If you feel the...
What's your sign?
jane-lover-fantaisie:
hoimatchu:
anaay:
jellyannrose:
LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22) Very talkative, outgoing and popular. Nice to everyone they meet. Wild and ravenous in the bed and everywhere else. Beautiful smile and personality. Strong intuition. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible lover. Most caring person you’ll ever meet! However...
Test of Faith
A thought on religion: There’s supposed to be some ‘test’ one faces. Many people claim to have passed such a test: “But I saw through their lies, and I realized it was just a test of my faith.” If there was going to be a true trial of your faith, it’s not going to come from an outside source you don’t trust. It’s going to come from the inside —...
“Hope for the best, expect the worst”
– The Twelve Chairs, Mel Brooks
Funny shit
Eduardo says:
k well only text me IF you want me to come over...and straight up say come over
text me to ask what time and if i say i dont know dont ask questions
and eyah thats about it
otherwise i prob wont respond
The Day says:
lol
just
"Bitch come over"
Eduardo says:
lol essentially yes
The Day says:
"Or Ill put you in the meat grinder"
and in this case
the meat grinder is spamming you texts that say FUCK LAUTNER
Eduardo says:
LOL
The Day says:
Yeah
youd like that
wouldnt you
you and your....
Lautner-ness
Eduardo says:
LOL
i thought you would be like you you would like that you dirty whore
The Day says:
LOL
I should have
lol, to wake you up
just text
"Oh yeah, just wanted to say thanks for last night smoky bear "
lol
Eduardo says:
LOL
OMG
that is actually the funniest shit in the world
The Day says:
LOL
was wondering what took you so long to respond
“If logical arguments worked on religious people, there would be no religious...”
– Unknown
Prayer
Personally, I think it’s rather pointless. From my own personal experiments with prayer, I arrived at this conclusion. I found that, no matter what I prayed to, be it god, Vishnu, The Fonz or Optimus Prime, the result was the same. 50% of the time I got what I wanted, 50% of the time I didn’t.
Go ahead. Try it. You will find the same results.
This isn’t my only issue with...
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It...”
– George Carlin
“Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it....”
– George Carlin